Brooklyn, NY
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Posted 274 days ago on CRACK-A-THON
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March 4, 2010
Last signed in:
October 2, 2011
After months of not doing anything, GWAR front-thing Oderus Urungus announced that he is bringing back last years celebrity-packed fund-raising drive for GWAR. "Last year we raised a bunch of cash for GWAR tv, which I immediatley smoked. We managed to get GWAR Tv off the ground, then established the biggest GWAR video library on the Internet. Then it crashed and burned because the webmaster got eaten by a crack-crazed penguin. So I am faced with the task of starting all over and hopefully failing in an even more spectactcular manner." Just like last year, the Crack-a-Thon will be held at the MF Gallery in Brooklyn, and streamed live for free. Show times are September 2nd & 3rd (8 & 11pm) "There is one reason that I have made my way through show biz: using my one and greatest weapon, my mouth and my huge cock--wait, that's two reasons." "Spoken Turd" will be a hour-long romp through the mind of Urungus, where he will share his unique world-view and tell stories of the years he spent as a Scumdog Trooper in the Masters Shock Army. He will also tell jokes. "How did Helen Keller (famous deaf, dumb, and blind freak) lose her virginity? Somebody left a plunger in the toilet! See...I am funny!" said Urungus.
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