August 30, 2012
Last signed in: August 30, 2012
Happiness is a warm bun. Bill Murray is my co-pilot and Freddie Mercury: my higher power. I'm an old-fashioned gal. I value intelligence, family, integrity, compassion and a vast sense of humor. I am a femme fatale who should've been opposite Robert Mitchum in 1951, but I received the misfortune of being born in 1985. The fact that my maternal line is directly descended from royalty (Eleanor of Aquitaine) has most definitely gone to my head. Had I lived in her time, I would have certainly been banished for my iron-willed nature and love of racing men on horseback. I've been described as a sultry cat lady and worthy opponent. I can drink most men under the table, and I adore classically dressy attire, red meat and dancing. My kind of therapy is relaxing with excellent coffee in the company of my felines, film photography, running & a board game of Scrabble with a bottle or two of a fine wine. I'm crazy about music. When I have trouble sleeping I put on The Twilight Zone or intensely melancholic piano pieces. Banjo improves EVERYTHING. I like animals more than most people. I fantasize in Film Noir. I'm a connoisseur of lingerie. I frequently quote So I Married an Axe Murderer.