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About Me

Joined: July 7, 2012
Last signed in: November 25, 2012

)̲̅ζø̸√̸£ ♥ - I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty is a masterpiece, & yes ; it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just qotta deal with it ; I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of qore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, don't get jock itch. & just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, "oh yeah I can get her". In your dreams dear ; I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot, not at my chest. I don't have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you're lying you stare at the ceiling. Don't call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY ! Don't you get it ? You dick. ♥