About The Ministry of Slack:
The Ministry of Slack is an outreach ministry for the Church of the SubGenius. We're here to spread the good news that the "World may end tomorrow and you may die!". To be a little more succinct; we're not the church- we're simply a big loud mouth yelling at you about it. Now go send that $30US to "Bob" and get yourself some of that sweet, sweet slack before it's too late!
If you'd like to know more about the Church of the SubGenius, or if you already do and simply need a SLACK recharge, go to: http://subgenius.com/index.htm
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Contact the Ministry of Slack: theministryofslack@gmail.com
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----SHOW SCHEDULE AND DESCRIPTIONS----
3:00 PM PST - MoS INTRO
This is where Rev. Xister warms up the parishioners with music, mashups, cut-ups and more! This is also the part of the show where you can catch the world famous "SubGenius This Week". Don't miss it!
Find the playlist for the MoS here:
http://ministry-of-slack.blogspot.com/
4:00 PM PST - POP ROCKS
Rev. J.R. Clagghapper joins us in the virtual studio to spin obscure trax and popular vinyl from the better parts of the 20th century.
Find downloads and playlists for Pop Rocks here:
http://poprocks-jr.blogspot.com/
5:00 PM PST - THE MoS CALL-IN HOUR
It's the Ministry of Slack Call-in Hour! If you're a listener to the live show and you have a pair of headphones and a mic, simply call in via Skype and bullshit with the MoS gang. Say anything you want! It's the internet-nobody cares!
SKYPE US! 'theministryofslack'
Find downloads of the MoS Call-In hour here:
http://www.thegatepatrol.com/rss/mos.xml
Don't know when the MoS is on in your part of the world? Go to the Time Zone Checker and find out!
http://www.timezonecheck.com/ (read less)
Click on the link above to be transported to the Ministry of Slack's home page on uStream.tv. Here you can watch the show live, or catch it in reruns!
Subscribe to the weekly podcast.
http://www.thegatepatrol.com/rss/mos.xml
The Ministry of Slack mission statement: Find latent SubGeniuses, introduce them to SLACK and "BOB", and get them to pay their $30US to the Church of the SubGenius.
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If you like this show, here's a few more SubGenius shows you might like.
"The Hour of Slack" hosted by Rev. Ivan Stang. This is the mothership of SubGenius shows.
"Puzzling Evidence" by Philo Drummond, Dr. Hal and Doug Wellman (aka Puzzling Evidence). Oldest living SubGenius show. Ever.
The "Ask Dr. Hal Show" featuring Dr. Hal and Chicken John. Dr. Hal: One of the funniest SubGeniuses alive.
""Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse" featuring Rev. Susie the Floozie and the Lymph Node Institute. Fantastic cut-ups and sound collages and readings from the holy books.
"National Cynical Network" (NCN) with Phineas Narco. Cut-ups and mash-ups from this elder of the church.
""Bob's" Golden Stream" 24 hr. streaming of many SubGenius shows.
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This Ministry is dedicated to finding those poor, lost, latent Yeti souls that have not yet learned of their one true SAVIOR, J.R. "BOB" DOBBS. By the way, if you see "Bob", please tell him that the mail is piling up at the Church of the SubGenius' headquarters in Cleveland and Rev. Stang wishes he'd stop in and catch up on it.
Products:
Buttons!
Magnificent buttons emblazoned with the Ministry of Slack logo. Each button is blessed by a Subgenius minister! The button is fully functional and has been reported to be able to STOP A BULLET!
Send...
1) One dollar
2) Your address
3) A return postage stamp
4)Your undying love
to:
The Ministry of Slack
1336 Park St. Suite 214
Alameda, CA 94501
OR pay by PayPal thru the Ministry of Slack Tip Jar!
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Also available: MoS Credentials of Ministry
Be the first kid on your block to be a member of this rapidly growing schizm! You get a certificate (suitable for framing) signed by rev.x with your SubGenius reverend's name on it!
It's a membership granted for LIFE!*
This is also a dollar payable to the address above.
The Church of the SubGenius
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts.
OH. 44118-1417 for more information.
*As long as you're not a jerk on the show.
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