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Jesus Christ Universal Idol in CONCRETE

281 Live Views 0 In Crowd As is said in the word: "I am that, I am," so Jesus came back to fulfill the prophecy exactly as written: as "The Word of God." And he has a big surprise for everyone. He came back as a talking doll "The Universal Idol." His mission this time is… As is said in the word: "I am that, I am," so Jesus came back to fulfill the prophecy exactly as written: as "The Word of God." And he has a big surprise for everyone. He came back as a talking doll "The Universal Idol." His mission this time is to get the biggest ratings for all eternity, so he has guided Gregory GOrDon, his producer, director and co-star in the creation of the World's Greatest Website, LightoftheWorld.com.

His main target are Buddhists who are worshipping a stone idol and he was very upset to learn that there are more Buddhists than Christians. "I know that there are prohibitions against Idolatry in the Bible, but I don't want people to worship me as an Idol at all, I want them to heed The Word of God." he told Gregory telepathically in an exclusive interview.

When asked what he thought of Muslims and Jews he said that he didn't have a problem with either sect as they are both "Of the Circumcision," and as such family members in the house of God. "I have much more problems with uncircumcised Christians who think that they are going to get into Heaven simply because they profess a belief in me." He said. "Some of them are in for the surprise of their lives come judgment day. And for those think I won't have time to judge everyone individually, they'd better think again. I have an entire eternity to complete the judging then I'll simply enjoy my retirement forever and ever thereafter."

He will also have bigger ratings than American Idol which p---es him off.

All shows are simulcast at LightoftheWorld.com where you can link directly to all of the world's biggest sites. Jesus has told Gregory that everyone who becomes a member of The Prophecy Fulfillment Place and enters a picture will automatically be entered into The Book of Life. The picture is intended to be your photo ID at the Gates of Heaven. No ID, NO ENTRY. When Gregory questioned the harshness of the policy the answer was: "Of course we may make exceptions but as a general rule we'd like every one to have an account as it makes the accounting much easier."

Gregory GOrDon hosts the Lord during his stay here on earth and broadcasts The Jesus Christ Light and Enlightenment show around noon every day. And,
You can meet Jesus live Friday Nights at 10:00 PM at CONCRETE 320 W. 37th Street in New York City after the live broadcast of the Black Balloonacy Show. See LightoftheWorld.com for more information or Call 212-967-5474 More