Hello there, my name is William Sheringham, but if you want, you can call me Doctor Suffer. This show is about the exciting event of watching paint dry!!! How excellent!!! Here are some reviews of the show:
"This show was so engaging, I especially enjoyed it when the paint was slightly bumpy in some areas!" The Paint Magazine
"I'm afraid I am going to file a lawsuit as I suffered a mental breakdown after watching this show, I am only still alive after watching by gnawing off my own leg." Anonymous
"Terrible! This is the most disastrous stream I have ever seen except Jak-etvee" The Times
So there you go guys! Watch this cool, hip and happening show.