Free ponies for all Americans! (you always wanted a pony, right?)
Mandatory tooth brush laws. "Strong teeth for a strong America"-Vermin Supreme
Supreme is the only candidate pledging to fund time travel research. Vermin has promised that as President, he will time travel and kill the infant-Hitler with his own bare hands. (you don't want the Holocaust to happen, DO YOU?!?). I know I'm against Hitler's legacy as it currently stands, support Supreme 2016 to abolish Hitler from history!
Vermin Supreme believes all Americans should donate their kidney. Read more here: http://www.verminsupreme.com/organize.html