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Los Angeles: The Ninja of AskANinja.com and The Ninja Handbook will attack swashbucklers and scurvy dogs worldwide on International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Sept. 19. For a solid hour, he will answer questions live on his uStream.tv channel at 3pm PDT/ 6 pm EST.
“Ninjas just pity pirates,” said the Ninja. “They are just poorly educated, physically disabled people with substance abuse problems. They should not be celebrated, they should be put into a twelve step program or killed.”
According to The Ninja Handbook, just released by Three Rivers Press/Crown, everyone who reads it will surely be killed.
“Ninjas don’t just kill pirates,” said the Ninja. “We kill everything, really, really well.”
The Ninja will be chatting live at http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ask-a-ninja-live or http://fans.askaninja.com 3pm PDT/6pm EDT on Friday 9/19.
International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD) is a parodic holiday invented in 1995 by John Baur and Mark Summers. More information is available at their web site, talklikeapirate.com.
The Ninja is the creation of Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine, and has been the subject of over 100 million video downloads at www.AskANinja.com. The Ninja Handbook is available wherever books are sold, and is being released as a free audiobook in podcasts at AskANinjabook.com.
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